“There’s Nothing Funny About a Clown in the Moonlight”

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The above quote from Lon Chaney was used in the preface of the essay Cotton Candy Autopsy: Deconstructing Psycho-Killer Clowns by Mark Dery which can be found in his book The Pyrotechnic Insanitarium. It’s an interesting (if pretentious) read which makes some debatable points, but nicely illustrates the shift in American consciousness regarding our perceptions of clowns. Dery destroys his own thesis of clown phobia as both a “hysterical reaction” to pedophilia and a millennial exercise in scapegoating by pointing out that The Joker from the Batman comics is the quintessential psycho-killer clown. The Joker of course made his first appearance in 1940 in Batman number one, and was based on the character Conrad Veidt played in the 1920s silent gothic horror film The Man Who Laughs.

That movie was based on the Victor Hugo novel of the same name, which I believe was written in the 1860s.  So the scary clown image is one that has been part of the Western psyche for over a hundred years and is not, as Dery argues, a post-modern construct of American society.

However, his essay does hint at the madness of those who would become clowns, and more importantly the history of The Fool who was often seen as intertwined with Death, as a source of both fear and loathing. The dark history of clowns makes those who would become them seem mad indeed, which brings us to our modern cult of clowns, Juggalos.

As I’ve said before, I don’t happen to believe Juggalos are any more prone to violence than any other sub-culture in which drug use is not only acceptable but encouraged. However I along with other bloggers who cover crime see that Juggalos tend to be involved in crimes which are unusually depraved and fit nicely within the modern mythology of clowns being degenerates in the literal sense.

Most recently a young Juggalo by the name of Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman made the news when he was found to be responsible for the torturing and killing of the pet goats of the Linell family of Utah. On the night of October 31st, he and two juveniles stole the 12 inch high pygmy goats and took them to a nearby elementary school parking lot where they slowly and gleefully hacked and sawed away at the animals necks to decapitate them. The goats were clearly in agony for some time because a man who lived nearby thought he heard children crying 2:00am, went to investigate and saw the trio in the midst of the attack. Unless the man lived within a few feet of the scene this would indicate the attackers were taking their time with the goats rather than killing them swiftly, at least long enough for a man to get out of bed, get dressed and leave his house.

Dreamin’ Demon has the long version of the story and it is disturbing.

Orion Stoltman is just one more Juggalo who has made the crime blogs, but the Juggalo culture itself is full of Orions. Juggalos proudly flaunt their disdain of social norms as all sub-cultures do, but there is in their iconography a sort of beacon for degeneracy, a metaphysical call through the collective unconscious that targets the most inhuman of us. There is no convention or norm we hold dear that Juggalos will accept, whether it is sober living or humane treatment of animals, for the Juggalo believes he or she transcends the laws of America just as the Fool transcended the laws of nature in medieval passion plays. If there is a term to sum up the philosophy of the Juggalos it is this: Secular Antinomianism.

I often use the picture of a woman dressed as a clown holding a gun on posts about Juggalos and I credit the site Underground Juggalo. The woman is a winner of one of their many contests where readers send in their photos. Some of these contests are R-rated and include nudity. They also seemingly include underage girls. Since the author never bothers to post the age viewers are left uncertain as to what they are seeing, but I would be surprised if there were not several pictures on the site that are illegal in this country. Yet there they remain, defiant in the face of the law and morality, a tribute to the debasement of American culture. The Juggalo is the foot soldier of the cultural apocalypse, the modern day Vandal that is already sacking our cities and making sport with our daughters.

When considering the Juggalos I’m inclined to believe Lon Chaney was right. In the light of the moon the corruption of the soul of the clown is revealed. The greasepaint hides not a fondness for laughter or even a secret sadness, but a bitter hatred, an atrophied soul and resolute desire to make the rest of us suffer as those whose madness drives them to the take up the killer clown image suffer. When you are alone or with your loved ones there is nothing funny about a clown in moonlight.

Especially if that clown is a Juggalo.

Justice! Degenerates Responsible for Anna Nicole Smith’s Death Indicted!

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Degenerate Howard K. Stern who bears moral responsibility for the overdose of Anna Nicole Smith (as well as her son) along with two doctors have been indicted on fraud and drug charges according to GretaWire:

 Filing of the case by the Major Narcotics Division culminated an investigation involving the offices of the California State Attorney General and Los Angeles County District Attorney, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, the California Medical Board and the California Department of Insurance.

Named in the complaint are doctors Sandeep Kapoor, 40 (dob 5-20-1968), and Khristine Eroshevich, 61 (dob 11-8-1947), and attorney Howard Kevin Stern, 40 (dob 11-29-1968). Arraignment dates for the defendants have not yet been scheduled. Bail was recommended at $20,000 for each defendant.

The conspiracy counts alleged that the three defendants conspired to furnish controlled substances to Smith from between June 5, 2004, and January 26, 2007.

Kapoor and Stern were charged with one count of unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance between June 9, 2004, and Sept. 22, 2006. Eroshevich and Stern were charged with unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance between June 5, 2004, and Jan. 26, 2007.

Stern and the two doctors should also be charged with depraved indifference homicide if you ask me. The greedy trio kept the mother doped up even though they must have known she had a drug problem and even after her son overdosed. It is clear to any observer Stern wanted her compliant and dependent, thus he procured drugs for her no doubt so he could get his hands on her late husbands cash.

From the Associated Press:

Documents obtained by The Associated Press after Smith’s death showed Eroshevich authorized all 11 prescription medications found in the model’s hotel room the day she died. Most of the drugs were prescribed in the name of Stern, her lawyer-turned-companion, and none were prescribed in Smith’s own name.

The quantity was staggering. More than 600 pills — including about 450 muscle relaxants — were missing from prescriptions that were no more than five weeks old. Ultimately, it was a syrup — the powerful sleeping aid chloral hydrate — blamed with tipping the balance in the toxic mix of drugs and causing her death.

Stern, who initially claimed he was the father of Smith’s infant daughter, Dannielynn, appeared distraught as he spoke last year at a memorial marking the one-year anniversary of Smith’s death.

“Few people who knew Anna might not realize how smart she actually was because unless she wanted you to know you didn’t know,” Stern said.

Stern, who came to the Bahamas with Smith during her pregnancy in 2006, gave up custody of Dannielynn in spring 2007 after DNA tests proved Smith’s ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead was the father.

Dannielynn has been named the sole heir of her late mother’s estate, with Birkhead and Stern as co-trustees. Dannielynn could inherit millions of dollars if the estate wins an ongoing court fight over the oil fortune of Anna Nicole’s late second husband, J. Howard Marshall.

You don’t need to be Jessica Fletcher to figure this one out. Unfortunately according to the Associated Press Smith’s body was found on Amerindian tribal land and the investigation was handled by their tribal police originally. No offense but I suspect they might have missed some clues. And isn’t it weird that whenever Howard K. Stern travels to outside American legal jurisdiction somebody dies? I’m just asking questions.

When I was more inclined to frequent bars I met a lot of Howard K. Sterns. Mostly unemployed, these were people of, as my grandmother would say, low character who kept their meat hooks in some woman who was out of their league (and usually their meal ticket) by plying them with drugs and alcohol and playing on their emotional problems.  Even before her son died and an out of control Smith was becoming a money making train wreck humiliating herself in appearance after appearance while Stern looked shifty in the background I, and lot of people just like me could see what was going on and how this would end.

I’m just glad that he doesn’t have custody of Smith’s baby and now Smith can get some justice. Not enough, but at least it’s something.

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North Carolina AG Shocked to Find Sex Offenders on MySpace

Who would have thought that a glorified electronic kiosk might attracted perverts once teen girls started posting their pictures and sexual desires there?

It’s a shocka!

Attorney General Roy Cooper announced Tuesday morning that more than 2,100 sex offenders from North Carolina were found on the social networking website MySpace.

Cooper subpoenaed MySpace, making the website turn over the names, IP addresses and emails of 2,116 convicted sex offenders in the state of North Carolina.  Cooper plans to share the information with local law enforcement.

Cooper has now requested similar information from Facebook.

“It’s no secret that child predators are on these web sites,” Cooper said in a written statement. “Turning over information about these predators to law enforcement helps, but MySpace, Facebook and other social networks need to do much more to protect kids online.”

As opposed to parents, teachers and, oh, let’s say an Attorney General.  Maye if adults started raising their children right perverts wouldn’t be so attracted to MySpace where teen girls post pictures of themselves drunk and in various states of undress. But why should parents take responsibility for their own children’s safety?

Trench says it best:

Personally if I was the AG I would not have announced this because now 2,116 probation violating sex offenders could be going into hiding. You’d think it would make sense to hold off any announcements until arrests are made. In my opinion Mr. Cooper is more of a PR seeking bureaucrat than he is an Attorney General. This isn’t his first rodeo when it comes to MySpace. In the past AG Cooper has made what I consider to be some ridiculous demands from MySpace in the name of the children. And like most Attorneys General not once does he call on parents to be more vigilant. That’s because they’re voters and MySpace is just a faceless website.

Indeed. All that being said, I finally started a MySpace for my blogs, which Trench Reynolds has studiously ignored. I’ve already had four dudes ask me to meet them, so parents, keep your kids off the Internet.

Trina Rae Carroll Wants Me to Know She Isn’t a Scumbag or Something

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I blogged about Trina Rae Carroll about a year ago. She showed up in a hospital with a sick two-year-old who was screaming in agony and complaining of stomach pains. Doctors determined the boy was dosed with Meth. Trina was arrested and crime bloggery ensued.

Trina thinks I was a little too hard on her, according to the email she (or a Trina supporting liar, you can never discount that) shot over a few hours ago:

I think you should get all your facts straight before you go around calling
people scumbags. It was his father who had the drugs and I’m the parent who had
enough sense to take my son to the hospital. By the way, my son is doing great
and will get my custody back on the 16th. I guess the dad had some reason to
run off cause they were never able to locate him. But here I am. I’m not a
coward or a scumbag.

I disagree. Even if this version of the story was true a woman who allows a meth user to be alone with her baby is a scumbag, and if she never left the kid alone with the father then she saw him flinging enough Meth around the kid to poison him, that also makes her a scumbag.

You know what wouldn’t make you a scumbag Trina? Getting clean, admitting that your actions hurt others, and getting your son out of the lifestyle that you lead, which exposes him to meth.

I’m glad the kid is alright, but if you get custody and haven’t made a change in your life how long until he’s in the hospital again?

Juggalo Jail Break?

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Just kidding. Maybe. No offense to my Juggalo readers but when a man does something crazy with a hatchet it’s natural to wonder. Was this poorly planned jail break with a hatchet just a the result of a lone weirdo having too much time on his hands, or “clown love” gone wrong?

They report, you decide:

MENA, Ark. —  Sheriff’s deputies shot and killed a man who walked into a county jail wielding a hatchet and knives early Monday and demanded the inmates be released, authorities said.

Christopher Allen Anderson, 23, of Mena entered the Polk County jail shortly after midnight and demanded a female jailer leave her post, Polk County Sheriff Mike Oglesby said. Nearby deputies rushed in and urged Anderson to drop his weapons, Oglesby said. Anderson then asked the female jailer to release the inmates.

“He didn’t ask for any specific person,” Oglesby told The Associated Press. “He just told my female jailer that she needed to leave and they needed to let the people out of jail.”

Anderson refused to drop his weapons, so deputies called for a Mena police officer, who used a Taser on Anderson twice without a visible response, the sheriff said.

“He come back up again like it never phased him,” Oglesby said. “He was raring back to throw (the hatchet) at the officers and that’s when the guys shot him.”

Oglesby said he didn’t know how many times deputies shot Anderson. His body was taken to the state Crime Laboratory in Little Rock for an autopsy.

Shockingly his family claims he had a mental illness.