Gross story but seriously, aren’t pot smokers here just cleaner because they don’t want to be mistaken for homeless people?

At least one pot head here is doing the same thing, I just know it:

NEW DELHI (AFP) – – An Indian man who fathered seven daughters has not washed for 35 years in an apparent attempt to ensure his next child is a boy, newspapers reported.

Kailash “Kalau” Singh replaces bathing and brushing his teeth with a “fire bath” every evening when he stands on one leg beside a bonfire, smokes marijuana and says prayers to Lord Shiva, according to the Hindustan Times.

“It’s just like using water to take a bath,” Kalau was reported as saying. “A fire bath helps kill germs and infection in the body.”

Kalau, 63, from a village outside the holy city of Varanasi, outraged his family by refusing to take a ritual dip in the river Ganges even after his brother died five years ago.

“I still don’t remember how it all began,” he said in Saturday’s edition of the paper. “I just know it started about 35 years ago.”

Kalau’s hygiene regime has taken its toll on his professional life.

The grocery store that he used to own closed when customers stopped shopping there due to his “unhealthy personality” and he now tills fields near Varanasi airport.

At least the stinking hippies here cover up their stench with Patchouli oil.

Chronic drug and alcohol abuse re-wires your brain and makes you do things you’d otherwise not think of, as any female barfly will readily tell you on an awkward Saturday morning. The bitter, lonely boomers who pissed away their lives with drinking and drugging binges are often filled with loathing for the rest of us, which expresses itself in criminality once they’ve “relaxed” with some weed.

From Philly.com:

PITTSBURGH – A man who told police he got a sense of euphoria from dropping rocks and bricks from a railroad trestle over a Pittsburgh-area interstate will spend five to 10 years in prison.

Fifty-year-old Jeffrey Angelo Ramous, of Scott Township, was sentenced Monday. He had previously pleaded no contest in February to 40 counts: 10 each of aggravated assault, risking catastrophe, propulsion of missiles onto roadways and reckless endangerment.

Ramous told police he used scanners to monitor police and trains near the trestle over Interstate 279 a few miles west of the city.

Ramous was arrested in March 2007 and charged for incidents up to two years before in which at least 12 cars were hit and two drivers were hurt. Ramous told police he was sometimes drunk or high on marijuana.

I’m betting he wouldn’t  get a sense of “Euphoria” if he dropped debris on cars while he was stone cold sober. Anyone want to take that bet?

I guess if pot was legal this story would have turned out differently in some way, right pot heads?

Behold the persecution of harmless pot smokers:

An Oklahoma mother will spend the next ten years in prison for letting another adult blow marijuana smoke in her child’s face…and it was caught on camera.

Prosecutors in Caddo County say this video shot last year shows a woman blowing marijuana smoke into the mouth of a seven-year-old boy, who has downs syndrome.

Investigators say the mother, Caroline Beavers, sat watching nearby.

Workers at an electronics store notified police last April after finding this video on a computer that had been repossessed.

Beavers was arrested and charged with one felony count of enabling child abuse.

She was sentenced Friday to ten years in prison.

Prosecutors say the woman who blew the smoke, Brandy Hugar, has pleaded guilty and is awaiting sentencing.

Breitbart has video which shows some important facts the above report doesn’t mention, namely that Beavers laughed as a woman in her late 20s grabbed her 7-year-old kid with Down’s Syndrome by the back of the head and pressed their open mouths together to blow smoke in him. Now imagine it was a man in his late 20s doing that to the little boy. Harmless? Or perverted?

Once the kid was good and high he went over to his mother for comfort, as I suppose Beavers and company wee hardly smoking the good stuff, when mother of the year scolded him for wanting a hug. You know, because hugging your kid would interfere with all that sitting around getting high.

But pot smokers are better than other addicts right?

The cherry on top of this story is how typical of a lazy pot smoker Beavers is. The video she got busted for was found by technicians on a computer that was repossessed. 

How do you get to a point in your life when your PC gets repossessed? I assume step one is to never outgrow the childish need to get high.

Chronic pot smokers are no different from any other addict in one important respect, they think they deserve special consideration. On a certain level every addict or alcoholic feels entitled to get high, and that is why they make up excuses or minimize their behavior while drunk or high. I once got this comment on a post about a woman who, in a pot induced stupor slept through the screams of her baby while it was being eaten by the dog she hadn’t fed in days:

Alright Rob I was shocked about how niave ur comments were, untill I read you’ve only tried it once. I bet you got really really high and the same would happen if you had done it again. Now what u need to realize is the ok’ness in pot is the extreme EXTREME tolerance you build. Once you start burnin it 5 + times a day, its a total different story. Nothing like an aclhool tolerance were get just get use to what “drunk” is like, comparing your first 50 times smoking, weeds affect or high drops like 85-95% (from my personal expierence, not factual at all but my most honest guess) Most definitley the same for all my friends who 6 years ago would be laughing at the carpet once they endulged, now if the were shaking your hand for a job interview after smoking a joint u wouldnt even notice, I swear. Example Im such a speeder to school and it pisses my dad royaly, I have to drive all these hours with him, and never have time to burn before the drive. Once I made time my dad said ‘wow’ your not speding and ‘look’ you used your signal(when Im high I seem to care for others more, everbodys different; ) and ‘glad’ to see you not tailating as much. Diffenetly not saying smoke weed to be a better driver just saying with my personality that just happens and i didnt even notice. Thought It would be a good example because my dad has similar views as you and the 3,786,932,987 times Ive smoked(estamite) he still has no idea. Im 16 and IM truley sorry people scarred you into living the way u do(terrorism???) and you pot haters collectviley saying stuff like ‘dog eats kid beause of pot’ is the reason so many husbands, brothers, childern and sisters will sleep in cell right next to the toilet tonight. Cure shouldnt be worse than the disease. And as for the article on top its so bias its not worth thought. But lets say it was true then its not weeds fault, the lady shouldnt be smoking if it has such an effect on her. Muck like its not the Mc Donalds that giving you the cardiac arrest, it was your desicion to eat the burger. Because of a few irresponsable fatties should Mick D’s be outlawed? Lastly, ha sorry im going on forever, but pot was outlawed due to raciall discrimination I swear. Could go on forever but got to smoke a bowl peace love. And rob dont listen to a word I said what you gotta google reasons for maruijana laws u’ll notice there is no stong goverment argument against the radical reasons u’ll hear.

If you think this kid is saying a woman sleeping through her baby being eaten is similar to people getting fat from eating McDonalds and that he thinks driving high is a great idea that’s what I got too. And he is not atypical of any drug user. The pot in the above story got the woman stoned enough that she slept through the screaming of her baby as it’s flesh was torn from it’s body by a hungry dog. The dog was hungry because drug users are irresponsible. It’s a simple and terrible story. Continue reading →