Keffiyeh wearing vegan douchebags who diet their way into genetic effeminacy banging away at instruments they can barely handle while “ironically” performing songs they wrote in 5th grade. A feverish caricature of youth culture made up by some scoffing Pagan Republican dripping machismo? No, my friend, this is what passes for the underground nowadays. Via L.A.T.F.H. here is the reason America will depopulate in the face of financial collapse or global pandemic. I give you the band Teen Hearts, all of whom look nearer to 40 than any number with a “teen” in it.
It always saddens me to see this sort of thing. But on the upside, in the event of civil disorder a man with a normal testosterone level should be able to take over any trendy part of town with a raised voice and some harsh language if Teen Hearts’ mincing quasi-men are typical of today’s hipsters.
I never thought I’d run across a group that made Brokencyde look hardcore (and talented) in comparison.
Exit question: Is it self awareness or lack of cocaine that is making girl in the band look so miserable?
x^p Ugh.
The singer looks like an ultra-feminine, middle-aged Harry Potter, and the guy in the white frames seems to be trying to look an awful lot like Elton John. The woman looks as though she’s perpetually stuck in her “teen angst” phase.
I just couldn’t make it through the whole video.
This is a spoof, right? No way this is for real. Maybe their tour bus will plunge off the bridge on the way to the foodcourt of the county mall.
Hilarious. You’re commentary, that is; I couldn’t listen to that bullsh*
This isn’t bad because it’s effeminate, it’s bad because it’s…really fucking bad.
http://www.latfh.com/post/334179990/cool-email-from-kelly-orr-giant-piece-of-human
Apparently, he didn’t like getting called out on his general FAILness cause he e-mailed latf.com, and by damning them with faint praise, called them a “fucking nigger cunt” and a “nigger faggot.” Classy, hey?
Yeah I saw that. Kelly actually emailed me recently about another post I wrote about him and he was as whiney as you imagine.
Wow. Just…wow.
That ‘Kelly’ character is one big fucking asshole. What a joke these guys are…a big fucking, embarassing joke.
2:52— Nazi salute?
They make the “Tim and Eric awesome show great job” look HETERO
WOW! I’m so glad I’m a niggerfagcunt, cause otherwise I might just like this band! Oh wait, no, its shit. How these people are actually given money and allowed take up real peoples time to make this complete garbage is beyond me. Its actually kinda depressing, and I’ve been in a really good mood lately. UGH. There is a new face to facism people, and this is it. Good job absolutely no one will take them seriously, including their friends and family.
Someone needs to rip out their arms and beat them to death with the wet ends. Maybe then they’ll smarten up.
fuck, this makes me want to go out and eat a steak, drink a beer, and lift some goddamn weights….in that order
it makes me wanna stalk, kill, gut and cut my own cow, brew my own steak flavored beer, and dead lift a fucking truck.. no words can truly describe this gayness..
You do not stalk a cow, Will — they are domesticated — but I appreciate your sentiment.
Who cares how old a band is? It’s just like saying Metallica or Disturbed shouldn’t still be around at this age. It’s just predjudice and anyone can look how they want no amtter of their age or sexuality.
Bands are allowed to choose what they’re called and how they write songs. They may not be the best lyrics but they have a good positive attitude behind and I wish them all the best in the future.
I’m only 15 but at least I’ve learned to accept someone for who they are and what they want to achieve in life, unlike all you people that have just said they’re shit and you haven’t even listened to them properly.
You’re all just idiots and quite frankly I’m much more mature than any of you are at this stage.
Have a good day. =]
HA. I went to high school with Kelly. It seems unlike the rest of his friends he never grew out of this shitty pop punk stage. I’m seriously speechless. Being in a band like this was cool when we were 16, when you’re like 27 and you’re goal in life is to have 14 year olds obsessed with you something is a little off. Sad.
This banter is more entertaining than the music.