AllahPundit calls this spoken word rant “an abortion” which is unfair because abortions are easier to watch than my Starbucks barista imitating what he thinks it would sound like if a Black guy wrote really bad poetry. It’s some sort of contest for a bumper sticker or something. Witness the biggest set back to race relations since the L.A. riots:

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I don’t think it would bother me at all if it wasn’t for the guy doing a really racist imitation of what he thinks Black people sound like. Without that component, this just seems lame. Here’s what a Rap song should sound like for all the readers who think the guy above did a good job projecting “street cred” which the producers think can be gained by creating the sonic black face above:

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Ah, the poetry of the streets. I know as a respectable Republican i’m not supposed to like Snoop Dogg, but I love this song.