Victimless Crime File: Pot Smoking Has Been Assaults 17-Year-Old Girl

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If only Marijuana was legalized emotionally stunted drug users like Andy Dick wouldn’t traumatize teens by trying to pull their clothes off while molesting them. Or at least that’s the theory.

From Fox:

Comedian Andy Dick was arrested Wednesday morning in Murrieta, Calif., on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery, TMZ reports.

An employee in Dick’s manager’s office told FOXNews.com that Dick’s manager would respond later when he had more information.

Cops arrested Dick, 42, just before 2 a.m. in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant, according to TMZ.

Cops told TMZ they responded to a report of a person urinating in the parking lot outside of Buffalo Wild Wings, causing a disturbance.

Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down.

When he was searched, cops say they found marijuana and Xanax.

So can anyone explain to me how legalization would have stopped this sexual battery?

68 thoughts on “Victimless Crime File: Pot Smoking Has Been Assaults 17-Year-Old Girl

  1. So you think people with prior mental illness should be allowed to get high, people behind on their child support should be allowed to blow their money on getting high, long distance truckers should be able to “blaze” as should cops, your doctor etc. What planet do you live on?

    I don’t drink so don’t pull out that canard about booze on me. But we restrict drinking to adults and society uses drinking as a factor to determine eligibility for various things. A binge drinker can’t be a long haul trucker for example because it’s legal to fire them just foe the drinking, and children can be removed from homes of alcoholics. As I’ve said prohibition isn’t the issue. Honesty is. I don’t care if people can get high (they can now) what I care about is the MYTH of chronic drug (and alcohol) use being harmless that douches like you want people t believe because you can’t stand the idea of people making healthier choices.

    Your rambling middle school level attempts at insults are just more proof of pot smoking having a detrimental effect on people. You hope I find a piece of information I don’t understand? What does that even mean? You wish I stumble upon a blueprint for a particle accelerator written in Swedish? I mean, you can’t be serious!

    And of course marijuana consumption causes paranoia. As evidence by your insinuation that to be against drug abuse a person has to secretly be involved with “pharma” (and only morons use that term for pharmaceutical companies) or hold stock in “chemicals” whatever that means. You do know pot gets you high by producing a chemical don’t you? I don’t hold stocks (there’s an economic disaster you know, only suckers invest) I do buy tangibles and goods that will continue to hold value when the commercial real estate market drags us into 40% unemployment. Guns, gold, toilet paper, silver etc. I’m not “uptight” about pot, just disgusted that adults get high and then basically ask me to subsidize their immaturity and criminality.

  2. This is stupid to try and say that pot made Andy Dick grope a chick. He was also found with Xanax, why not blame it on Xanax, if he was a born again christian why not blame it on that, if he liked kittens why not blame it on that…..Oh that sounds ridiculous, NO SHIT, you know what else sounds ridiculous constantly looking for scapegoats, so you can say…it’s not in this persons heart to do these things, it’s this, it’s that, those things should be banned from society.

  3. Yes yes and no other pot smoker does stupid stuff right?

    People get high specifically to get to a state where stupidity is fun. This was stupidity, which he thought was fun while he was high. To say pot played no role in this is like saying getting drunk played no role in someone throwing up.

  4. Many people know the importance of macros however many people do not understand the importance of micronutrients or probably don?t even know what I mean by micronutrients. By micronutrients I mean vitamins and minerals. Vitamins and minerals are very important to daily life processes. They are used to speed up nearly every action of all the body systems. But I will not go into complete detail on what all the vitamins and minerals do. But I will suggest using supplementation to get your daily amount of vitamins preferably twice a day pills, I rather twice a day instead of once a day because it will give you a constant supply of vitamins and minerals. See drinking all of that water will flush out a lot of your vitamins and minerals throughout the day if you only take a one a day supplement. However, I will suggest introducing one mineral to your diet especially after your workout, magnesium it is used for muscle contraction, protein metabolism, and energy. Some professional football trainers even go as drastic

  5. To get on here and blast Taylor for being an idiot, would be a waste of time. He is obviously locked into his own beliefs and his own self importance. I believe you would benifit from actually talking to a few pot smokers. Most of us use it as a relaxation tool as opposed to the way people use coffee in the mornings. A bunch of beers and a few shots of whiskey and I may start getting wild and crazy. Smoke some hits off the bong of good weed and I’m ready to kick back on the couch, watch the O’reiley Factor, and eat a couple grilled cheese sammies! Ok I admit! Im a conservitive pot head but that dont make me a bad guy! So Mr Taylor, Know what you are preaching about in the future instead of spewing trash.

  6. You shouldn’t need a “relaxation tool” – that’s belief that you need one is an addiction. I know plenty of pot heads. More than you I suspect. I also know a lot of dead addicts, convicts and people who live in their parents houses. Wanna’ know what they all have in common?

  7. Yet I have a wife and I’m still alive. You’re alone except for your forum friends and will die of unmourned, forgotten and not having accomplished anything more than reaching level 60 on WOW. The anger you have is from knowing that I’m right, and even knowing that you won’t do anything more today than lurk on a forum and maybe work a low-paying job if there’s someone out there that can stand you. Though I suspect you’re unemployed.

    My question is if you pot smojkers are so open minded why do you hate the gays? You keep calling me a faggot as if you think it’ll bother me but I suspect it’s more something that bothers you guys. Let me guess, you guys self medicate because some uncle/neighbor/teacher was a “bad toucher?”

  8. ever wonder what a seventeen year old was doing outside of a bar at 2 a.m? I’ll make a guess and say she was selling pussy. and there are things I wouldn’t do stoned that I would do sober, weed makes me less aggressive if someone were to cross me sober and call me on I’d likely swing on em, on the other hand if I were baked I’d just tell’em off

  9. First off you’d never “swing on” anyone which is why you’re a anonymous web troll and not bouncer at a bar. But let me get this straight, you’re saying that basically she has to be a hooker for being out at 2:00am at 17 (I guess I was a hooker too at that age) and that means she had a groping coming?

    Even if she was a hooker groping one at random is bullshit. What are you Muslim?

  10. I have tried “Pot” and I am against Legalization!!! It is worse than hard ALCOHOL which I believe should never have been legalized either. I do not care for either one…especially when anything intoxicates like drugs and alcohol does. Oh an by the way it is and always will be illegal to be intoxicated publicly so drug crimes will always be there because people are so unteachable that they will risk other lives to prove their selfish points!!!

  11. Rob, you are a complete moron and have repeatedly proven it to the world. I have smoked marijuana and at times it had been habitual. I do not feel, function or act any different with or without it and the only reason I do continue to smoke it on occasion is socially. Having come from a family of raging recovering alcoholics (not to be confused with raging alcoholics) I can see that you are just another one. You are so spun on your self righteous hypocritical BS that you yourself actually believe that you know what you are talking about. Go smoke a joint and get over yourself already. When you are done let me know if you molested any children.

    Oh and you yourself being an addict should know full well that junk food can be and is a drug. Anything that “can” cause addiction could be classified as a drug. Heck, eating toilette paper could be a drug if it makes you feel better about yourself and you cannot stop. Marijuana is a placebo at best which is exactly what many government studies have shown. You could get just as high smoking dog shit if you were dumb enough to believe it were an illegal mind altering drug. If you smoke it to get stupid then that is exactly what will happen. If you smoke it to give you an appetite or ease an upset stomach because you have cancer then guess what? You will eat and or will not feel sick!

  12. Yes, it’s clear marijuana use hasn’t effected you – even though you’re incoherent, seem to think that junk food is literally addictive and claim you can get high smoking feces. Your brain cells are working just fine.

    Is there a double rainbow you can go bother?

  13. incoherent because I am capable of the same exaggerated BS examples as you? Why don’t you try asking a recovery therapist about addictions and what falls under the classification of a drug. Make sure to ask about junk food and placebo’s then get back to us with his/her answer.

  14. OK I’ll ask a guy who listens all day to people talk about sucking off people for heroin money about how junk food is exactly the same. Sure.

    So how many dudes have you blown to get junk food or placebos?

  15. Your rants about pot have the same validity as bible thumpers rants about hell and damnation. You might want to try a high colonic.

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