Victimless Crime File: Pot Smoking Has Been Assaults 17-Year-Old Girl

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If only Marijuana was legalized emotionally stunted drug users like Andy Dick wouldn’t traumatize teens by trying to pull their clothes off while molesting them. Or at least that’s the theory.

From Fox:

Comedian Andy Dick was arrested Wednesday morning in Murrieta, Calif., on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery, TMZ reports.

An employee in Dick’s manager’s office told FOXNews.com that Dick’s manager would respond later when he had more information.

Cops arrested Dick, 42, just before 2 a.m. in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant, according to TMZ.

Cops told TMZ they responded to a report of a person urinating in the parking lot outside of Buffalo Wild Wings, causing a disturbance.

Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down.

When he was searched, cops say they found marijuana and Xanax.

So can anyone explain to me how legalization would have stopped this sexual battery?

Victimless Crime File: Crazed Pot Smoker Ricky Russell Goes on Machete Rampage in Arizona

I thought people who smoked pot were supposed to be peaceful and non-violent, but the police report of the arrest of Ricky F. Russell reads like a Saturday night with the Manson family:

Around 9:15 p.m. Saturday, a man pulled a knife he carried in a sheath on a customer at the Circle K near East Golf Links and South Wilmot roads. The customer refused to give the robber what he wanted. The robber fled.

The victim saw the man drive away in a white Intrepid, recorded the license-plate number and notified the police.

Later, police believe the same man held a woman at knife-point and demanded her car at a nearby Diamond Shamrock. The woman’s boyfriend came out of the convenience mart and confronted the man, who fled in the white Intrepid.

A police helicopter was dispatched, and officers spotted the Intrepid near Pantano and Wrightstown roads. The three victims identified Russell, who was arrested.

Aggravated-assault detectives investigating the machete attack were called because Russell matched the description of the assailant, and the matching car gave officials probable cause to arrest him. Russell is being held on a $250,000 bond.

Police would not say whether they found the machete, but the knife used in Saturday night’s crimes was not the same weapon.

The three victims were teenage girls standing on a bus stop minding their business when Russell attacked and tried to kill one with a Machette:

Three teens were at a bus stop at East Grant Road and North Norris Avenue when a man attacked one girl.

The 17-year-old suffered cuts to her face, head and forearms. She was reported in critical condition at the time. Her current condition couldn’t be determined Sunday.

A second girl tried to intervene and was injured but not seriously, police said. A third girl was not hurt.

Before his rampage guess what his most recent arrest was for:

Russell was convicted of disorderly conduct in May 2007 and pleaded guilty to marijuana possession and drug paraphernalia possession in September, according to the Arizona Supreme Court Web site.

It’s almost as if chronic marijuana uses causes mental illness:

A study published in the British Medical Journal found those using cannabis before the age of 15 are four times as likely to develop psychotic illness by 26. A Lancet study in 2007 estimated that 14 per cent of 15- to 34-year-olds affected by schizophrenia are ill because of heavy cannabis use. And recent analysis of 35 major studies concluded that cannabis use increased the risk of psychotic illness later in life by approximately 40 per cent and by up to 200 per cent among heavy users.

Many experts in mental health say they now have more than enough evidence to understand that cannabis is not the safe drug of popular myth.

‘We have been campaigning for many years about the links between cannabis and psychiatric illness, and highlighting evidence that the drug may not only precipitate psychotic breakdown but cause long-term mental damage,‘ says Marjorie Wallace, chief executive of the mental health charity Sane.

‘The front-line experience of organizations such as ours is that use of the drug can cause harm, not only to young people but to their families, making the outcomes worse for those with mental illness and robbing young people of their motivation and future.’

I post this because “Tracey” from the heartland was quite unmoved by the case of Katreice Trujillo, the Meth user whose 3-month-old baby tested positive for Methamphetamine. The police seem to believe she gave the baby the Meth deliberately. “Tracey” wrote me this comment claiming I analyzed this story all wrong:

You’re an idiot. The positive effects legalization would have would not be instantaneous. You have no clue as to whether in this paticular instance it would still have happened if it were legalized. You cannot discuss specific cases and whether or not legalization would have made a difference. It’s the big picture and overall effect we are concerned with here. If you really think legalization would not have a positive effect then you are truly uneducated and ignorant on this subject. And just a small example, why do you think it is that in every place where drugs are legal or only minimally controlled, the crime rate and drug usage is DRASTICALLY less than places where they try to have total control over it and criminalize everything?

So “Tracey” is arguing that we don’t know if legalization would stop Meth heads from being bad mothers or Russel from going on a rampage. She never explains why Trujillo would suddenly become a responsible parent if the crystal meth she’s addicted to was legal, nor do I suspect she could work up a decent argument for why chronic drug users wouldn’t still lie, steal and have the occasional freak out. In fact, nobody can explain why legalization would cut crime because it simply isn’t true.

Drug users are drug users and whether we legalize drug use or not most will still be, pardon my language, sucking people off in alleyways to get money for their fix. Any person who tries to tell you pot smokers won’t degrade themselves to score some weed have never known any and haven’t seen the “sex for 420” ads on Craigslists.

I’m actually not against allowing people access to drugs, but I’m more for decriminalization than legalization, but I think the fantasy of a crime free drug culture is just that:  a fantasy. I think we should let drug users hit rock bottom as it’s the only way to get them off drugs and frankly a decade of kids seeing people destroy their lives openly and in public will do more to decrease drug use for future generations than a thousand Just Say No campaigns.

But repealing the prohibition of drugs won’t end crime, it’ll just end arrests for dealing and possession. Addicts will still need money and be unable to hold a job, dealers will still take the more attractive addicts and make them sex slaves and when mom and pop drug shops open up gangs will “tax” them and still profit from drug sales.

If legalization proponents admitted that they’d have a stronger leg to stand on at least morally. The argument for legalization is that adults need to make their own decisions, even bad ones, and must then pay the consequences. Legalization proponents don’t like that last part, so they hide behind a smoke screen of nonsense. We should let addicts live the life addicts live: degradation, violence and early death.

Victimless Crime File: Violent Pot Smoker Delivers Tainted Cookies to Police Station While Reeking of Marijuana

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If what this little bastard was doing wasn’t so dangerous, his ineptitude and stupidity would be hilarious. From MyFox Dallas:

Police on Tuesday arrested a teen they said delivered LSD-laced cookies to at least two police departments.

They said Christian Phillips of Watauga, Texas, made his first delivery on Monday — stopping by the Blue Mound Police Department to drop off a batch. The 18-year-old said he also planned to deliver cookies to Lake Worth Police Department, police said.

Blue Mound officers said they noticed the cookies smelled of marijuana, so they called Lake Worth to alert them of the pending delivery.

However, Phillips did not show up to his second stop until 10:30 a.m. on Tuesday. When he did, Lake Worth officers detained him. They said the cookies also smelled of marijuana and that preliminary tests confirmed they contained the powerful hallucinogenic drug LSD.

Police also said that a Tarrant County Sheriff’s dog indicated a positive result for marijuana on the cookies, and Phillips’ money and car.

Fort Worth police might also have received a batch of the tainted treats. According to the department, it received a Monday night delivery of cookies and other goodies.

At least three officers, including a sergeant and detective, consumed some of the items, police said.

I guess Christian thought it would be quite amusing if an officer under the influence of a hallucinogen was to go on patrol armed. I guess said cop killing some innocent bystander would be quite a funny joke, if you got high enough to see the humor.

Another report says Phillips claimed the cookies might smell like pot because his friends were smoking up while he was baking them.

Oh, and Phillips was on probation … for assaulting a police officer.

Update: Fox is reporting that the cookies weren’t tainted, but tested positive for Marijuana because the the people making the cookies were covered in pot residue. The LSD test part is now being said to be a false positive.

Is it possible, Rick and Del, that had this person who was on probation for assaulting a police officer stayed clean this entire mess wouldn’t have happened? Is it also possible that delivering cookies to police while reeking of pot is a bad idea?

But Pot Doesn’t Hurt Anyone! Except Sabrina Mills’ Son

After a long night of getting high and playing video games how can we fascists expect Sabrina Mills to then watch her two-year-old son? Can’t we just be cool?

From Keizertimes.com:

A Dallas woman was arrested Monday, June 30, after her two-year-old son was found wandering alone in an east Keizer neighborhood.

Keizer Police said the young boy, whose name is being withheld by the Keizertimes, was found walking alone in the 1900 block of Brandon Avenue NE. Keizer Police Capt. John Teague said officers theorize the boy escaped where he and his mother were staying through a window, but said they weren’t sure exactly how the child got out.

In any case, Teague said the boy appeared to be in fine medical condition, and officers don’t know how long the boy had been outside.

“We have no idea whether he’d been out since the night before, for a couple of hours or only a couple of minutes,” Teague said.

Police did not know where to find the boy’s parents. A national organization for locating missing children as well as parents of found children – A Child is Missing – blanketed the immediate surrounding area with phone calls. Police pounded on doors throughout the surrounding area.

Teague said it’s unusual for a child to go missing without hearing from the parents almost immediately.

“Typically if you find a missing child, or a lost child, in half and hour or 20 minutes Mom is frantically looking for him and it’s over and done with pretty quickly,” Teague said.

But this time was different. Police knocked on doors for about four hours before finally making contact with the boy’s mother at a house police had already visited.

According to Teague, the mother “admitted she had smoked marijuana the night before and had stayed up into the early morning playing on the Internet, and … hadn’t heard the attempts to rouse her.”

One officer’s report remarked that the mother was “non-emotive about the situation, showed no concern about where her child was, and still seemed to be under the influence of … narcotics.”

I know, if we legalize pot then people like Sabrina Mills wouldn’t get high and allow her two-year-old son to wander the streets, and if she did she’d be able to show a little emotion about the fact that her son could have died or been abducted by a child rapist. Because legalizing pot would magically make pot smokers good parents and productive citizens.

Thanks to SoUncool at the Dreamin’ Demon forums.

Pot Smoking Degenerates Kidnap and Torture Small Dog

Emmanuel Lopez is a 19-year-old pot smoking cretin who stole a puppy from a Petland while his two friends who worked there distracted the manager. Lopez didn’t really want the puppy though as he returned it 3 days later. What he wanted to do was torment the helpless animal for his own amusement:

Lopez pleaded guilty in May to stealing the puppy on March 21 from a Petland store in Naperville. The dog was returned to the store three days later and has since been adopted. Prosecutors brought up the alleged abuse Wednesday as an aggravating factor in the theft.

“The bottom rung of humanity abuses animals for their amusement,” Kinsella told Lopez. “Anybody who abused animals for their own amusement has a problem.”

Assistant State’s Atty. Mary Cronin said Lopez was asked to participate in the theft by two store employees.

“One of the employees distracted the manager and the other made sure the coast was clear,” Cronin said.

Lopez stuffed the 2-pound puppy under his sweatshirt and walked out of the store, she said.

Naperville Police Detective Richard Arsenault testified Wednesday that after stealing the dog, Lopez and some friends drove around the area, “blowing marijuana smoke in the dog’s face until it passed out.”

Lopez told Kinsella that “the dog didn’t pass out right away; he passed out later.”

“Is there a difference?” Kinsella asked.

When you’re dealing with pot heads the minutiae make all the difference. Like many marijuana users Lopez thinks he can fool the world into thinking the dog passed out for some other reason besides he and a couple of morons driving around blowing smoke in its face. Also like most chronic drug users he’s a career criminal, having two prior theft convictions already at the ripe old age of 19.

So legalization advocates, what’s the deal? Tell me how legalization would have stopped this crime from happening, or is it possible that pot smoking caused this crime?

h/t Crime Scene KC