Noted Man’s Man John Cole of Balloon Juice Says John McCain a Coward

John Cole is some Obama groupie that runs the very manly named Balloon Juice blog. I’m not sure what he looks like but I visualize him thusly:

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Cole thinks that McCain is a coward because he released an ad attacking Obama instead of grabbing Barry by the lapel during the Townhall, slapping him hard across the face and yelling “Why do you love terrorists you rat bastard!?!” to the joyous howls of we crazed wingnuts. Never mind that had McCain done something like that Obama would wet himself, curl up into a ball and wait for George Soros to buy him a new Presidency, to Cole McCain’s attempt to run a campaign the exact same way all campaigns (including Obama’s) have been running since the dawn of time is proof of cowardice:

John McCain is not man enough to own his shit. John McCain will not openly confront Obama with his smears and lies and innuendo. John McCain will not come out and talk about Ayers, he has to be asked. That is why he goes to places like Fox News, so he can be asked. What a coincidence.

John McCain is a coward.

John McCain would rather hide behind his wife and Sarah Palin than say it himself.

He would rather produce 2 minute ads that his campaign will never pay to air anywhere, and hope that the tire-swinging media will bring up the topic so he doesn’t have to do it himself.

John McCain just wants to throw shit out there, and “raise questions” about Obama, and hope his supporters connect the dots, because he is too much of a coward to directly push this toxic stew. He would rather hide behind right-wing bloggers, surrogates, and scummy websites staffed with wingnut welfare recipients like the NRO and the Weekly Standard.

John McCain had 90 minutes to bring this stuff up to Obama, to his face, and passed.

John McCain is a coward.

Meanwhile the comments to that very post are filled with people with handles like “Raincrow” and “LiberalTarian” spreading around smears of McCain with reckless abandon. I am eagerly awaiting Cole, the John Wayne of the blogosphere, to lay down the law with his fellow liberals and tell them it’s unacceptable to hide behind a fake name hurling accusations. Then I’m sure Cole will invite “Raincrow” and “LiberalTarian” on the car trip he plans to take to find McCain and call him a coward to his face.

Oh wait. John Cole wouldn’t never confront a man face to face, he’d just write about it. He’s what we call a punk. Preaching to the choir he rubs out slander after slander about people he disagrees with all the while embodying the very effeminate imbecility that defines the left. McCain’s a coward because he won’t get in Obama’s face? What’s Obama going to do if McCain does? Kick his ass?

Doubtful. Like children Cole and his groupies happily buy into some fantasy of a super Obama who’s tough as nails (after all, he’s Black) and doesn’t take guff from anyone, but the reality is that Obama would be taking more than guff from McCain were they in prison together. Obama is popular with liberals because he’s just like them, a mincing spoiled man-child who hurls insults and challenges at people when he knows it is safe but doesn’t have the backbone to take action. John Cole is the coward, he and everyone that frequents Balloon Juice where comments are moderated lest their tender sensibilities be hurt by some truth telling. Here on Red Alerts unless it’s spam or slanders someone else I leave comments critical of me up. How many comments critical of you have you deleted today John Cole?

See. You’re a craven coward who can’t even handle some web based bad mouthing. You’re not fit to decide who is or is not a coward in this election or anything else.

h/t JammieWearingFool

2 thoughts on “Noted Man’s Man John Cole of Balloon Juice Says John McCain a Coward

  1. John is too much the gentleman. Ask Jim who 35 years ago left the US with a pencil, steno pad and 200K in cash.

  2. You know 200k is $200,000 right? And what’s manly about that?

    But even if you meant $200 is what your saying is that every little douchebag who hitchhikes the country or backpacks through Europe is a man’s man?

    And who’s Jim?

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